Tim’s workshop combines the micro(techinques) with the macro(lifestyle) of life.
I arrive in Dallas on Friday.
Tim picks me up at my hotel. - the first thing Tim did was fix me mentally, destroyed all my limiting beliefs– then he taught me techniques, “How to hook people in within the first 15 seconds and keep it going till the end of time.” After Friday’s seminar Tim decides I should buy new clothes.
Congruency is a “word” Tim uses quite often during the weekend. Tim decides what I wore wasn’t congruent with how I wanted to portray myself (young, powerful and successful )
Before the evening Tim decides we should try out my new techniques on some people, that’s when it happened, the opportunity to meet 2 very cute girls while I was waiting in line. Tim’s gave me hints to open them up. I do fairly well but stall out– Tim joins the conversation and owns it.
Tim preaches, “ Before we can truly reap the rewards of life, we have to be congruent with how we act and talk.”– so Friday night was all about conversing with people, learning how to “hook them in” with-out “lifestyle perks “ such as bottle service, new clothes and such.
We start the night at a bar with very attractive women, Tim finds 2 girls sitting at a table. He tells me to open them, so I do. As I sit down, the girl next to me says, “Ok let’s hear it.” Ha ha–I was surprised how receptive she was, so I smile and open her and her friend. We talk, Tim joins, and the conversation goes fine.
The next place was a lounge. Outside patio for people to drink, smoke, and chill, and music on the inside with couches and tables. Keep in mind that before this weekend, I had never been to a club or a lounge. Tim decides that it would be a great idea for me to approach the most intimidating hottest 6 girls in the Lounge!
They were all dancing– you know the group that you always see at bars having fun and every guy in the venue is wishing to have the balls to approach.
I’m thinking “Great, my 2nd approach is going to be the hardest type.” I’m like “Tim, let’s be real here bud. I do not want to approach that.” So he takes me to the outside patio, helps me out with an opener to use and makes me practice it on him– I remember him saying, “ I refuse to send you into a group of people if I feel you aren’t prepared– so practice with me real quick! Yea, that was nerve-racking. But it was good because I’ve never been the person to draw attention to myself in bars. So, I approach the tallest and hottest girl in the group and used the opener
Surprisingly she gave me a HUGE smile and goes, “WOW thanks! And gives me a look– a look saying, “ Ok, so, what next?” To be honest I was SO stoked how receptive this very tall hot girl was, anything after that would be more than icing on the cake.
I sort of stall out because yet again, another reality of mine has been shattered– because of this her friend pulls her away.
At this point on, I watch Tim own it up for awhile. I take mental notes. I’ve also never been the dancer type, so back inside, I try to get used to dancing. Let’s just say that I barely had moves at the lounge, but by the time I left on Monday, I was jumping all over the place at the club and humping whatever ass happened to slow down in front of me, while Brett has sex on the club couch.
We leave the lounge and head to a small club down the street. This club was packed. Me and Tim make our first round there. We get felt up by a gay dude. We almost beat him down. The plan isn’t for me to make approaches and all that here. This is my first time ever at a dance club like this, so all Tim wants me to do is to experience the environment, take it all in, and have a good time. Tim was dancing with hotties all night, I was getting used to getting my grooves on, and it was a fun time. At one point, Evan and some dude got a hold of a guys cane and everyone started doing limbo in the middle of the club. Oh and before that, Evan and some other dude set down a glass and decided to do dance moves around it. So fucking funny. Our group pretty much owned the dance floor that night, everyone wanted to see who the fuck we were and what the fuck we were doing. And Kim got her foot stomped by some Persian. We eventually make it
back to
Evan’s for a little after party, and we crash there.
Then on Saturday he introduced me what took him two years to achieve. He takes me shopping to buy clothes that will portray the new me, and gave me a quick haircut.
His life style, one of the main things that really stuck with me was something he said, ” If you want to improve your life, surround yourself with superstars, by default– the characteristics that made them successful will grow on you. We start the night by heading over to Evan’s (Tim’s friend) place. Evan’s a natural who grew up from a very humble background. His mother was a kindergarden teacher and father made money by breakdancing at clubs. Even though Tim’s friends are successful young adults, I realized they weren’t your “typical” born into “money” people.(many of Tim’s friends were like him, self-made) I’m not going to lie, meeting Tim’s friends was very intimidating–at first, but after learning about their humble beginnings I realized they are no different than I am. The only difference was, they surrounded themselves with other like-minded successful people. Tim surrounds
himself with friends in their mid to early thirties. Three of them make a six figure income and one them is a self-made millionaires.
Me, Evan, Tim, and Tyler go out for lunch. Tim talks about day game. After lunch, we walk around a bit, run into some of Tim’s super fucking hot gorgeous friends that had me and Evan jizzing in our pants, and get our photos taken for Marie Claire magazine. No big deal. We go back to the mall to look for more clothes and to kill some time. Plus, the mall has a lot of hotties walking around that I would love to royally fuck. We head back to Evan’s to prepare the pre-party and get ready for tonight.
The pre-party was a lot of fun. I met some more of Tim’s friends, who are all cool, successful dudes. Aaron comes over again for the pre-party. We’re getting ready to roll out. Should we call a cab? Fuck no. LIMO TIME! Winston decides to surprise us with a Limo. What a cool ass motha fucka. Me and Aaron both lost our limo virginities this evening. I’m already stoked to be in a limo, I could care less at this point if I even pull a girl. We show up to the club. (picks of Limo)
Long ass fucking line outside. We exit the limo like the badass crew that we are. Every guy is jealous and every girl wants to instantly strip for us. We don’t do lines. We cut straight through and get our table. And bottle service. This was a real time club. I’ve never seen something like this. Friday nights club was nothing compared to this. Bad Boy Bill was the DJ for the evening. Dance floor is nuts. I got pretty drunk this night, so I don’t remember
everything that happened. I did entertain a fat girl for awhile so Evan could talk to her cute friends. No idea how long I talked to her for. Evan said that at one point, I was sitting down on the couch looking at the floor. Lol classic drunk. I remember early on, Tim sent me to go up to some girl on this box. She instantly rejects me and I laugh because the way she did it was great. Tim goes up to the other girl on the box, kisses her a few times, gets on the box, kisses her some more. Then, the girl that rejected me starts telling Tim to fuck off. Turns out this girl is a lesbian. I love Dallas. Tim opens a birthday set. Greets the birthday girl, sits down by her, I think he made out with her. I’m not sure, I was drunk. Nonetheless, he was over there for awhile from what I remember. A lot more went on this night but I don’t really remember. Evan, Aaron and a few other guys went to a club at 530am and partied until
830am. Me and
Tim were too tired so we crashed at the hotel.
Sunday. Sunday was fun because we all thought it would be a good idea to go out once again since Monday was a holiday. We once again head to another club. This club was fucking amazing. It blew the club from Saturday out of the water. The clubs just kept getting better and better. Hot women everywhere. Tim and Evan are opening girls left and right. We all went to the dance floor and just got crazy. Steve Aoki is DJing here for the night. I’m super stoked to just be in a club like this so we’re all dancing and going crazy and jumping up and down. While me and Brett are dancing away, Tim is being a sexy pimp dancing in between two hot blondes. Evan comes in and dances with one of the blondes. I’m thinking “Daaaaaaaayuuuuuummmm!” The night goes on, I’m watching Tim work the club opening girls whenever he feels like it. Evan gets hooked up with some bottle service, so once again we have a sick ass table + bitches.
This table was a lot of fun. Girls were coming over randomly and we’d dance with them and do our thing. In the mean time, Brett is pretty much having sex with a girl on the couch. Fucking hilarious. What a crazy night.
Monday was a chillax day. All we did was hang out at a pool with some amazingly hot Israelis.
No big deal.
Since I’ve been in a small town since I was 21, I’d describe my weekend experience as the Awareness Weekend. By the time Saturday rolled around, I wasn’t even interested in pick-up. I was all about hanging out with the crew, having fun, absorbing in all the new places and venues that I’ve never experienced, and having a great fucking time. I am really looking forward to getting used to the new possibilities that were unfolded in front of me on this trip. I can’t wait to start building my new life the way I want it to do. Dallas is an awesome city.
Tim is the man. The way he’s able to hold a conversation was great to watch. I learned a lot from him by watching how he talks to both dudes and girls. Originally, I wanted to learn about pick-up. But as the months went by and the more I talked to Tim, the more I realized that I wanted to hang with a badass mofo that knows how to lead a successful life. That’s why I went with Tim. As Tim would say, women are the byproduct of the lifestyle. You can learn pickup from any of the guys. But there’s more to life than pickup. Go with Tim and not only will you learn pickup, you’ll learn how to own your fucking life.
Shout out to Evan! You’re the fucking man dude. Words can’t describe how thankful I am for everything that you did for us this weekend. “I just want to get fucked!”
Below is a written review from a student of mine this past memorial weekend.
