As you know I am putting together an ultimate guide on the best venues in each city! If you don’t know what I am talking about then check out the post before this one.
Right now I’m working on Vegas, I’ve been to Vegas several times and I have a couple of hot spots for you to check out.
However, before I send you off on your way to a night of complete raw and unadulterated “entertainment.” I do my research of not only what I think of each venue, but what others think.
And I couldn’t help but see a very common trend in all these “Extravagant” Clubs– the “Trend” I’m talking about is something along the lines of:
But wait, there is more! You will meet your bouncer once in the beginning of the night but then YOU will have to instruct all the “randoms” that sit down at your table, “These seats are reserved for my friends, Sorry, please mosey along now.“
Not only that, but you will see “your own personal waitress” less than a dozen times throughout the night! In fact, when you get tired of waiting for her and kindly ask the bus-boy to tell her you want to order another bottle – you get to wait approximately half an hour for her to show up to find out she didn’t know you wanted to order another bottle.
You will also get one bathroom (for each gender) for the entire club, awful songs that you actually hear more than once in a night.
And, if you order now, there is a special for non-threatening 5’10” physicians (whose hands are their livelihood) – as you are waiting for your driver’s license at the end of the evening, where the waitress and a bouncer instructed you to stand, another bouncer will push you twice while yelling that you need to move (among the vulgar language used).
If you are an attractive woman, then good news !- you will neither wait in line or have to pay cover, but otherwise, join the rest of us commoners. Upon arrival, you can make the process go faster and smoother by assuming the position – grabbing your ankles, so the club can have its way with you and your wallet.
Operators are NOT standing by, because when you call for an explanation for the bouncer’s behavior – you will not receive a phone call back.
This review really cracks me up, I just can’t get over this quote!
Upon arrival, you can make the process go faster and smoother by assuming the position – grabbing your ankles, so the club can have its way with you and your wallet.Because when I read this quote, it reminds me of an infamous performance by rap group 2Live Crew.What your about to see is real, the performance is real, the people are real, there are no staged actors on the set.
The expressions on these poor unsuspecting guests are Priceless !
Before I continue to let one of my tangents get the best of me
Let me get back to my point.
I’ve been to Tryst Nightclub once–it was O.K. I had fun, but I’ve definitely had a much better time in other venues. Ironically, we did get a table and Yes, it was placed out-side ! ha ha …
Anyway, I just wanted to share all this with you.
TimmySwagger out!
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Coyote Ugly man. Its not upscale but instead of paying 17 bucks for a weak ass small long island you get real drink for around 8 or 9 bucks. The bartenders are hot and the women club goers are all fair game because every other dude is staring at the bartenders on stage.
Hey Double, good to hear from ya man.
Where in florida is this located?
By the way, how are things going, definitely been awhile