As my students meet and date more attractive women, new problems arise for them–some don’t even know it’s a problem till it’s too late: Sh!t Tests.

What is it?
Women will often test guys.
It’s important to know how to deal with feminine testing. This is one of the BASICS: Once you demonstrate to a woman that she can manipulate you, she loses all sexual attraction for you and designates you as a PAWN. You MUST retain control and be the MAN.
Why do women test men?
Women test men for all sorts of reasons, and it’s mostly an unconscious process. Attractive women have a lot of options, and prefer men who are STRONG OF CHARACTER. If you were an attractive woman being chased by hundreds of guys, how would you go about eliminating the losers? You’d TEST them, in subtle ways that test for strength and personality. If you did this on a regular enough basis, this behavior would become unconscious and automatic. Women will ALWAYS test you! Deal with it, learn how to handle it, and move on.
Overview:
Today I’m going to cover:
- Sh!t tests
- Getting women to qualify for me
- Screening them
I will demonstrate all this through real life examples– one of which will be several Text Messages I recently exchanged with girls I’m dating. I will then do a breakdown of the meaning behind each text message.
Disclaimer: Before I start I want you to understand that I never go out of my way to give women crap, it’s only if they intentionally try to test me when I put them in their place–letting them know that I can banter around them with my eyes closed.
Premise: I called a girl the night before and she sent me a text the next morning.
Jackie: I’m drinkin’ went to Fubr( club) last night!
Me: I can’t believe you went out, drank, only to rub it in my face! What-a-Tease!
Jackie: MuHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
Me: Bad girl’s need to be spanked.
Jackie: I’m no bad girl I keep it real
Me: Don’t trip chicken lip. Are you Tipsy?
Jackie: I love falling asleep at my desk
Me: Daydreaming of me? (Giving her a hoop to jump through)
Jackie: Lol actually daydreaming of my bed and pillows (She didn’t take my hoop, time to punish her)
Me: Boring! You’re letting me down
Jackie: Lol ok I’m playing online games
Me: I love nerds! Tel me something else about you I might like (another test for her to qualify for me)
Jackie: God I went out last night now I’m pretty drunkies
Me: Ha ha you’re a riot! Where was my drunk call if you were so drunk??
Her: I’m a terrible drunk called because I never make it around to call lol
Me: Haha…are you telling me you pass out after texting?? That’s Horrible! I hope that’s not the same case with sex… We are SO making out when you’re sober…don’t want you passing out on me
Her: Lmfao I’m a champ at drunk txting and you would like to know about my sex wouldn’t you? Making out sober is or middle schoolers btw. Get on my level! ( SHIT TEST:: she’s now trying to say that I’m the one chasing her–wanting to find out about her sex life. My mind set is that I’m always the prize, not the only way around.
Then she threw down another gauntlet telling me that making out sober is for middle schoolers?
Game on.
Her: How much do you pay for your place? ( She sent me this text after that first one… I’m going to ignore this one so I can put her in her place, first
Me: Not talking about sex is for grade schoolers–I’m a guy, just keeping it real with you. Are you telling me the only times you have ever really gotten in the moment with someone is when you’re wasted??
What’s so amazing about having a blurry memory and not able to fully be aware of a great experience such as sex?
Oh that’s right, it’s not sexy at all.
Good luck with your sloppy drunken sex escapades.
Her: Huh? What are you talking about? Im complete opposite of what you’re speaking mister.
Her: My dear friend, if you think I am some sloppy fish then you are severely mistaken. If you only really knew. (She’s now qualifying for me. Time to make her feel as if she ruined a great thing)
Me: I only know what you tell me. How am I supposed to know that when you’re telling me how you love to make out when you’re wasted. I didn’t think you were like that until you sent me that comment.
Listen I gotta go
ttyl
Her: Bye
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Many guys put way to much stock into one girl, if you have the mentality that you are the prize– she will realize it to.
The power is knowing that you are right, letting her know that she messed up and walking away. I promise you that she will welcome and respect you more the next time you meet. Two days after when I sent her a message.. she replied back faster than bee on honey.
This is my the first segment of how to handle crap tests… I will give you guys the conclusion to how I walked away, and made it work with this girl in my next post(in two days).
Until then, Have a good one.
if you have any questions email or comment– timmy.
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Hey Tim!
Great post, as always. It actually raised a specific question to my mind:
How to deal with situations when a girl talks about other guys? i.e. is more or less testing me for jealousy.
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Hi Andreas:
It would depend on how much and what kind of history you have with the girl whose talking to you about guys.
But if she is intentionally trying to get you jealous, and if she knows that you like her– tell her straight up: ” Do I look like your girlfriend? I don’t care about your guy problems, unless it involves me– I don’t care.”
Just remember Andreas, as you say this make it blunt and clear..but at the same time– don’t make it seem as if you’re seriously bothered.
You just want to be sturdy. But not rude— I hope that makes sense to you. It’s probably better if you were to hear me say it.. lol