SeeMe.LiveMe.BeMe

Hey guys, welcome back to the 2nd part on how to deal with crap tests through SMS and in person.

If you’re just now getting caught up, read this post first.

Summary

In my last entry, Jackie tried testing me so I had to let her know that I don’t put up with crap tests. This was accomplished by:

• Letting her know that I’m right, this is done by having a good argument, and owned up to who I am.
• Letting her know that she messed up
• And walking away

I waited two days and sent her a text, my prediction was that she knew she had messed up and potentially ruined a good thing (me). So by texting her two days later, I was sure she was going to feel as if she still had a chance with me.

I sent her a text most people are familiar with, basically… it goes something along the lines of letting her know I have just witnessed something that has “reminded” me of her.

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Me: Today I went to visit me Family and couldn’t get my brother off that game World of Warcraft

just thought of ya lol

Her: Lol why? My bro plays that game

Me: Really?? Maybe our brothers have done a couple of quests together…never know

Her: Yeah homo quests we call it “Killing the Purple Warlock”

Me: Haha that’s funny… hearing all this gaming from you kinda makes me wanna try it out (Side note: I meant the game not the homo)

Her: The Gaming Part or Homo part? Both? (Side note:She’s trying to make fun of me, which is something I don’t mind.. However, I don’t put up with jokes questioning which way I swing, so I gotta put her back in her place)

Me: I don’t know what kind of guys you’re normally into

I only like women.

Her: Hahahaha I’m just askin! You said you wanted to get into it and we were talking about being homo

Me: Its ok, everyone makes mistakes. I love women, everything about them…always will be straight. Are you bi curious? (I put her in her place, then I quickly change topics by asking if she’s bi curious)

Her: Everyone makes mistakes? I’m not seeing the connection (Side Note: The average guy will try to explain himself. I don’t. This is something not worth explaining.

—–5 minutes later she sends another text—–

Her: Haha Glad to know! Me? Iam confident with my sexuality and I don’t have a problem saying women are beautiful and being attracted to them  (Side Note: Looks like she’s finally playing it my way…time to reward her for jumping through my hoop

Me: You’re weird. I like that

Me: I want to see you again (Side Note: I intentionally sent 2 separate text messages 10 seconds after another)

Her: Haha now im weird? And now you want to see me? Why is that?

Me: I’ve never met someone whose a nerd and yet, you know how to have fun…definitely someone worth getting to know in my book (Side Note: Classic SOI–statement of intent)

Her: Oooooooh boy! You’ve just scratched the surface babe

Me: I like what I’m hearing…

Her: Im a whole can of sheningans

Me: Sexual or Playful Sheningans

Her: One question though…

Me: ?

Her: Do you like cats?

Me: What the heck kind of question is that

Her: It determines out future together!! lol

Me: I heart cats. (Side Note: One of my favorite things to say in text, “I heart —-” or. “Heart you.”

Her: hahaha

Me: ummm..ok?

Her: I can’t be friends with people who don’t like cats lol I got four of them and I love cats

Me: I think me and you will get along just fine…Wait. You did say that you loved women, right? (Side note: I’m telling her I like her, but I’m throwing a little hoop-test in the end.. just to let her know winning me over isn’t too easy)

Her: I said I can be attracted why

Me: That’s my kinda girl I’m free later tonight and tomorrow after six (Side note: She passed my little “qualification test” so Im now going to invite her out to hang w/ me)

Her: In my bed I have a meeting tomorrow at eight am and I have dinner with my bros bf at seven. Maybe after?

Me: Text me after dinner tomorrow….and wear something cute for me

Her: Hah cold weather doesn’t permit any girl on wearing anything cute. It’s a major cockblock actually. What are your plans

—-At this point I decided to call her, because calling someone is much more memorable than just texting–

She didn’t pick up, this tells me she’s probably not the phone type of girl…so I’m just going to text her the next day.

I will finish the last and final part of how I closed this nerd/sex kitten lover in two days.

Be safe everyone!