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Summary
In my last entry, after some text game with Jackie I was able to finally get her to agree to see me, but not after giving me a little more crap.
In my last post I called Jackie but she didn’t pick up, here she sends me a text the next day (The day of our date):
Her: Sorry I missed your call. I fell asleep!
Me: You suck, now you Gotta wear something cute tonight (Side note: Throwing out another hoop for her to jump over)
Her: haha whats cute to you?
Me: Here’s a good rule of thumb for you: Less is always better 
Her: Uh.. not in this weather and also im a fashion major so thats not really true
Me: That’s what long coats are for. Well, less is always better is my opinion..if you could prove me wrong I’d love to see it (Side note: She’s calling me out telling me less is NOT always better. So I tell her it’s my opinion and I’m open to her suggestions)
Her: So why is this all about me trying to show you? What do you have to prove to me? ( Side note: Ok, so now she’s getting defensive, this is fine. Because she has been complying to my hoops I don’t mind jumping through her hoops.)
Me: lol because you’re the one who missed my call! What kind of style do you like to see on me
Her: Well I’ve only seen you once and what you wore I liked. Also I like real ghetto thug like pants down to your needs and tweety boxers showing and a tshirt five times your size. (Side note: She’s obviously joking, so I’m going to play along…because she has been a good girl. )
Me: That’s what I’m talkin about! But no Tweety Boxers…just Batman–is that ok?
Her: Ehh I prefer something along the lines of slooney tunes and sesame street
Me: Ha Ha..Those are only on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Sorry!!
Her: Lol Okay, what plan did you have in mind later to do? (Side Note: It worked! Now her defenses are back down, time to fix logistics and get her to see me)
Me: I’ll be @ a birthday party w/ friends…come have some drinks w/ me and we’ll let the alcohol plan out our night (Side note: This message is something I teach my students, I call it “The Advertisement.” At one point during a text/ or live interaction, You will have to ask a girl to see if she wants to commit to seeing or leaving a venue with you. This is where you have to have a good advertisement, basically– throw out a good reason as to why she should see you. This can be done through an array of ways (I’ll go in depth about advertisements @ another time) In this case, The advertisement is: “Come have some drinks w/ me and we’ll let the alcohol plan out our night” )
Her: Hah Okay sounds good. Where is this so called apartment party?
Me: It’s at ——–. What time will you be able to show up
Her: depends how long my dinner runs. Our jew dinner will start @ 7 and that’s downtown. Maybe I can get there around nineish tenish?
Me: You’re Jew? lol sexy… Sounds like a plan. I might get tipsy around eight…so expect some flirty notes early in the night
Her: Lolol no my brothers bf is and hes making us kosher dinner bec Im hyspanic and im all about he pork lol and maybe if your flirty me excited I might leave a little earlier to see you
Me: I like you.
Me: See ya tonight 
Her: Pffttt you hardly know me AND you most liekly forgot what I look like
Me: From what I know.. I like what I hear. Just don’t mess it up! Lol..besides, that’s why we’re hangin out–to get to know each other (Side Note: Classic Statement of Intent)
Her: Pssh the street runs both ways, YOU don’t try to mess it up!
Me: Ha Ha..Text ya tonight. Be safe.
Later on in the night she texts me–
Her: Wine Glass number one!
Me: mmmm..A Toast..to good times to come
Her: Im tipsies! I’m having a brazilian caphirana
Her: Im druiekn
Me: Troubles calling my name tonight..And I’m Luvin it!
So she meets me up thirty minutes later, I drink a bit w/ her and hang out @ the party for about 30-45 minutes.
Bounce back to her place, and Bang Her Brains out.
This concludes the Segment on how to deal with crap tests, throwing out hoops and getting her to qualify for you. I hope you learned a thing or two.
I want to steer the next post in where I’m taking myself in the near future– Stay tuned. Until then, Be Safe!
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